$2,995 · Sports car

Known as the "Saturn Suicide Machine", there were only 37,586 of these beasties made only in the year 2002. They didn't pass engineering protocols for 2001 (when they are listed to have first been manufactured-they weren't!) and they were never manufactured in 2003 when they were taken off of the market after numerous deaths during 2002 in the good old USA where we all know they can't drive worth shit!!! Everywhere else they had no problems, only in the US where following drivers would plow into the suicide door behind the driver's door, cutting off the lower legs of rear sear passengers attempting to exit the vehicle. This car is not for you if you can't drive PDG. It's a sports car on par with a Maserati with a much lower price tag. Unlike a Maserati, this sucker will never rust as its been undercoated and the body is entirely plastic. It is one of the most responsive vehicles I've ever owned. Some cop buddies have asked me to sell it because It gets up to speed so fast it scares other drivers. Ever laid rubber with front wheel drive? I can. Crappy drivers should not even bother leaving a message, rude or otherwise. If you'd like a challenging, fun, exhilarating feeling in a cool looking ride, come ahead; I've got it for sale.